Life's achievements; This is not complete - I'm trying to think of some!
Made a fully functioning Bomb at the age of 7 using things from the "junk box" at school. Wrote "BOM" on it and got told off for poor spelling. [Before it blew up].
Incited lots of people to do lots of silly things but has caused no serious injuries so far...
Likes standing on hills taking pictures of lightning...